ANTICHRIST (2009)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0870984/

I'm back motherfuckers and boy-howdy do I have something for you. WILLEM DE FO-FIVE-SIX-SIX-SIX. Don't expect this to be about a big red guy in a rubber suit. Directed by Lars Von Trier, who is know for his "unsimulated sex" and "explicit imagery" in his dramas, really pushed the limits of... everything in this horror. It's about a husband (De fo-five-six) and wife (some singer lady) who's baby died and she takes it real bad, and he’s like lets go to the forest (Eden) you're afraid of, and then the shit hits the fuckin fan. Prep yourself for symbolic imagery, psychotic delusions, warped reality, and some things that I haven't ever seen before. I don't even want to tell you any of the key points as to why this is so vulgar/violent/fucked/original. You can look elsewhere if you want to find out gore spoilers. Just know that this is the most fucked up movie I've ever seen in years. Keep in mind that this is not a regular torture-porn flick, as it forces the viewer to grow very attached to the characters and really feel their psychological pain as well.

This is an art film, not a slasher, so much so that you gotta work at it if you really wanna understand what's going on. It's more of a frightening drama than a horror. Pretty fuckin wicked.

For better or worse I can’t stop thinking about it- 5/5
-eddie

200mb files, NO PASS, NOT MY LINX
http://rapidshare.com/files/277983359/AT-DO.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/277983796/AT-DO.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/277983844/AT-DO.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/277983706/AT-DO.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/277983391/AT-DO.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/277983388/AT-DO.part6.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/277983894/AT-DO.part7.rar

Bad Taste (1987)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092610

Oh! Hello, I didn't see you there. Welcome, I was just thinking about a movie I watched recently called "Bad Taste". Won't you join me in watching the trailer?

This movie was directed by some guy named Peter Jackson. He's famous for making some trilogy about gay midgets or something- I forget the name but they basically walked a lot and threw out their wedding ring, I think it was supposed to be a symbol of why gay marriage is bad or something. Anyway, all shitty-over-rated-trilogy's aside (post your hate in the comments section) this dude used to make some of the most beautiful horror/gorefest/comedies of all time. "BRAINDEAD" AKA "DEAD ALIVE" from 1992 is highly inspired by Sam Raimi's EVIL DEAD trilogy, and I highly recommend it to anyone who hasn't seen it, and Bad Taste is in the same vein of fun.
Basically the movie is about aliens that come to Earff to gather humans to sell as galactic fast food. The movie uses this very vague plot as an excuse for extreme gore and cheesy jokes. There are some definitely epic gross-out moments that make the film worthwhile but sometimes the storytelling is so confusing that the viewer is left disoriented. Bad Taste was initially made for no budget- as in it was honestly made without money, and shot on weekends: so don't go into this movie expecting much. Peter Jackson himself even plays two characters. All in all I'd say if your a huge fan of, DEAD ALIVE, EVIL DEAD, or you want to see Peter Jackson act in a no-budget movie, I say check it out, otherwise you can afford to miss this.

3/5

I'm sorry Mr. Jackson Oh!
I am for real
Never meant to go and criticize
Lord-of-the-Rings was such a waste-of-time
I'm sorry Mr. Jackson... oOO!
I am for real

http://rapidshare.com/files/89543822/Bad.Taste.1987.DVDRip.XviD-TLR.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/89545634/Bad.Taste.1987.DVDRip.XviD-TLR.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/89562493/Bad.Taste.1987.DVDRip.XviD-TLR.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/89565354/Bad.Taste.1987.DVDRip.XviD-TLR.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/89576365/Bad.Taste.1987.DVDRip.XviD-TLR.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/89579908/Bad.Taste.1987.DVDRip.XviD-TLR.part6.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/89582897/Bad.Taste.1987.DVDRip.XviD-TLR.part7.rar
No Pass

Hit us up with any requests and we'll see if we can't review em'
-eddie-

Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102293/

Guess what? It's another foreign film... eat a dick. The trailer does not fairly represent this film so here's one of many, many, fight scenes:

I'd only heard rumors and seen clips of this and just finally got around to watching it. Now, I watch a lot of pure unadulterated shitty splatterfest movies that leave me hatting my life for having wasted my time on them (you know, like how your parents feel about you). But this... This was different. This movie was everything it promised it would be. It was so fucking violent I couldn't believe it! There's basically no plot, but it's so full of ridiculous violence and random events that it holds its own. It's just as over the top as Evil Dead 2 or Dead Alive but it takes itself much more seriously, however the jokes it does have seem to get lost in translation. Nevertheless this movie really had it all; bad kung fu, over the top violence and scenes with no relevance whatsoever. This is a must see.
I usually avoid dubbed movies the way republicans avoid talking about their gay family members, however this movie dubbed was especially wonderful because they have like two dudes do the voices for everyone.

4/5 -so good

-eddie

not my links:
Cantonese w/English Subs
http://rapidshare.com/files/35113065/Riki-Oh.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/35114004/Riki-Oh.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/35114941/Riki-Oh.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/35115730/Riki-Oh.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/35109868/Riki-Oh.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/35111080/Riki-Oh.part6.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/35112082/Riki-Oh.part7.rar