Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102293/

Guess what? It's another foreign film... eat a dick. The trailer does not fairly represent this film so here's one of many, many, fight scenes:

I'd only heard rumors and seen clips of this and just finally got around to watching it. Now, I watch a lot of pure unadulterated shitty splatterfest movies that leave me hatting my life for having wasted my time on them (you know, like how your parents feel about you). But this... This was different. This movie was everything it promised it would be. It was so fucking violent I couldn't believe it! There's basically no plot, but it's so full of ridiculous violence and random events that it holds its own. It's just as over the top as Evil Dead 2 or Dead Alive but it takes itself much more seriously, however the jokes it does have seem to get lost in translation. Nevertheless this movie really had it all; bad kung fu, over the top violence and scenes with no relevance whatsoever. This is a must see.
I usually avoid dubbed movies the way republicans avoid talking about their gay family members, however this movie dubbed was especially wonderful because they have like two dudes do the voices for everyone.

4/5 -so good

-eddie

not my links:
Cantonese w/English Subs
http://rapidshare.com/files/35113065/Riki-Oh.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/35114004/Riki-Oh.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/35114941/Riki-Oh.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/35115730/Riki-Oh.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/35109868/Riki-Oh.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/35111080/Riki-Oh.part6.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/35112082/Riki-Oh.part7.rar

Hjertestop

So when I heard that Hjertestop was doing an LP on the illustrious No Way Records I was so excited since their first 7" was pretty rulin but before I got it I heard a few not so positive reviews of it. Unbeknownst to me these people were right, this LP was available to me for free and I still decided not to keep it. I mean it's not terrible, it's like when you order a burger that looks delicious in the picture and then you bite into it and it tastes like a burger but one that was smeared with a light shit flavored secret sauce. They are going for that whole so cal hardcore thing, you know bands like the Adolescents and Bad Religion who had some punches but melody as well. The melody falls short and the tunes just did not give me that firm tug on the scrotum I was expecting. Some of the riffs are pretty catchy but in that BYO records, I'm 45 and shop at hot topic and talk about the old days even though I wasn't there type of way. It's not the worst thing I have ever heard but not even interesting enough to keep around for a once a year spin on ye olde turntable. Download below for their first ep, which is definitely worth checking out and was just repressed in the U.S. by Fashionable Idiots so pick that up and avoid the LP like that clingy girl you accidentally let blow you at last weekend's kegger. 

Download:

http://amargadodelavida.blogspot.com/2008/09/hjertestop-aarh-fuck-der-er-hjertestop.html

www.myspace.com/hjertestop

2/5

-Davey

Martyrs

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1029234/

Sorry, no english trailer.

First off- this is not gonna be a foreign movie blog, there's just been a few choice films that required my immediate attention. This 2008 French film is by no means flawless. It had way, way too much stuff going on, and so many twists and turns that the viewer is left more disoriented than my racist grandpa at a quinceañera. HOWEVER, it is a fun-as-hell ride to say the least. This definitely has torture-porn elements, like in Hostel or the SAW movies, but it also has some really creative and original concepts in it. The violence is spastic, sudden, and unflinching, but it was the suspense that had me sitting on the tip of my taint with excitement. It's definitely unique, so I say give it a rent, it's the type of movie that you'll love or hate, but ether way it'll stick with you. Region 1 DVD comes to the USA on April 28, 2009.

4/5

-eddie

Not my links. up as of 4/2/09.

Source: DVD
Size: 1CD | 727.36 MB
Video: 851 kbps | 640×352 (1.81:1) | 25 fps
Audio: French | 165 kbps VBR MP3
Subtitles: English
Runtime: 97 min

http://rapidshare.com/files/213184032/Martyrs.2008.DVDRip.XviD-VoMiT.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/213181866/Martyrs.2008.DVDRip.XviD-VoMiT.part2.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/213181757/Martyrs.2008.DVDRip.XviD-VoMiT.part3.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/213182041/Martyrs.2008.DVDRip.XviD-VoMiT.part4.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/213182087/Martyrs.2008.DVDRip.XviD-VoMiT.part5.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/213182081/Martyrs.2008.DVDRip.XviD-VoMiT.part6.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/213182132/Martyrs.2008.DVDRip.XviD-VoMiT.part7.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/213182270/Martyrs.2008.DVDRip.XviD-VoMiT.part8.rar

http://forum.esoft.in/english-other-movies/47882-martyrs-2008-dvdrip-xvid-vomit.html