ILSA, She Wolf of the SS (1975)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071650/

Somehow I didn't see this until now. I hadn't heard anything about it. I just assumed it was another mildly offensive, grindhouse film that would make a better trailer than a feature. Man, oh man was I mistaken

Let me begin by modestly stating that this film is fucking incredible. The premise is that “Ilsa” is the heartlessly chesty ruler of a Nazi prison camp- but if you can sexually satisfy her, then she won’t castrate you. Now I know what you’re thinking: “but I don’t think its cool to exploit something as terrible as the holocaust.” Well, fuck you then and stop ruining everyone’s good time because it just so happens that the camp is filled with entirely white Americans of mostly Irish descent in the prison camp so they took the high road even for exploitation. Anyway, now that that asshole is gone... Ahem, most exploitation and “B” movies run the risk of being utter and complete shit with a 30 second action scene and then 89minuets of dialogue while the viewer is left watching a boom mic dangle at the top of the screen. Ilsa just happens to be THE GREATEST EXPLOITATION FILM I HAVE EVER SEEN.

There is sex, violence, torture, nudity, explosions, urination, electrocution, castration, defecation, and sealed with a kiss and an “X” rating. Not to mention some “one liners” that would make Bruce Campbell proud. If I could only recommend to you one exploitation film to represent the genre, this would be it. This inspired two (and a half?) sequels, and has earned a special place in my heart. If this isn’t enough to convince you to see this movie, then see it just for Dyanne Thorne’s knockers, which defy gravity, time and space without the use of silicon. Making her my favorite “NILF” of all time, the “N” being Nazi of course. Dyanne went on to get her Ph. D in Comparative religion, and is now an ordained minister. If you can find this gem on DVD buy it. Try avoid the Korean “uncut” version on ebay because it is not really “uncut” –just like my penis.

And pour out a little of your drink for director Don Edmonds who died less than a month ago on May 31. 2009

5/5- fucking masterpiece
-eddie

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Wasted Time - Futility LP

I have been waiting for this record for quite some time now seeing as both their 7"s made me want to rape and pillage and burn down small villages fueled by adrenaline laced hardcore fury. My personal life aside, this record takes all the elements of Wasted Time you loved and cranks it up to 11 (you know like the amps Spinal Tap used). They play faster, tighter and more brutal than ever but still maintaining that Poison Idea and Boston hardcore vibe with that signature heavy guitar sound. Not only does the new found speed grab my attention but the varying tempos used on this record. One minute its blistering fast, then you got an intense mid tempo rager to beat your wife to. They also employ some other hardcore influences with the closing track "Withdrawal" sounding like an angrier So Cal tune from the 80's. Other songs include "Isolationist", "Burning Bridges To Keep Warm" and the title track "Futility" you get an idea where the lyrics are coming from... an agoraphobic who lives life as a recluse surrounded by way too many cats. No but seriously, this record is pure hardcore mayhem from start to finish. 2009 is only halfway over but this will be the best record of 2009, no contest. If you don't want to take my word for it, download below, listen to it and buy it!

5/5

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-Davey

Bad Taste (1987)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092610

Oh! Hello, I didn't see you there. Welcome, I was just thinking about a movie I watched recently called "Bad Taste". Won't you join me in watching the trailer?

This movie was directed by some guy named Peter Jackson. He's famous for making some trilogy about gay midgets or something- I forget the name but they basically walked a lot and threw out their wedding ring, I think it was supposed to be a symbol of why gay marriage is bad or something. Anyway, all shitty-over-rated-trilogy's aside (post your hate in the comments section) this dude used to make some of the most beautiful horror/gorefest/comedies of all time. "BRAINDEAD" AKA "DEAD ALIVE" from 1992 is highly inspired by Sam Raimi's EVIL DEAD trilogy, and I highly recommend it to anyone who hasn't seen it, and Bad Taste is in the same vein of fun.
Basically the movie is about aliens that come to Earff to gather humans to sell as galactic fast food. The movie uses this very vague plot as an excuse for extreme gore and cheesy jokes. There are some definitely epic gross-out moments that make the film worthwhile but sometimes the storytelling is so confusing that the viewer is left disoriented. Bad Taste was initially made for no budget- as in it was honestly made without money, and shot on weekends: so don't go into this movie expecting much. Peter Jackson himself even plays two characters. All in all I'd say if your a huge fan of, DEAD ALIVE, EVIL DEAD, or you want to see Peter Jackson act in a no-budget movie, I say check it out, otherwise you can afford to miss this.

3/5

I'm sorry Mr. Jackson Oh!
I am for real
Never meant to go and criticize
Lord-of-the-Rings was such a waste-of-time
I'm sorry Mr. Jackson... oOO!
I am for real

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