ANTICHRIST (2009)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0870984/

I'm back motherfuckers and boy-howdy do I have something for you. WILLEM DE FO-FIVE-SIX-SIX-SIX. Don't expect this to be about a big red guy in a rubber suit. Directed by Lars Von Trier, who is know for his "unsimulated sex" and "explicit imagery" in his dramas, really pushed the limits of... everything in this horror. It's about a husband (De fo-five-six) and wife (some singer lady) who's baby died and she takes it real bad, and he’s like lets go to the forest (Eden) you're afraid of, and then the shit hits the fuckin fan. Prep yourself for symbolic imagery, psychotic delusions, warped reality, and some things that I haven't ever seen before. I don't even want to tell you any of the key points as to why this is so vulgar/violent/fucked/original. You can look elsewhere if you want to find out gore spoilers. Just know that this is the most fucked up movie I've ever seen in years. Keep in mind that this is not a regular torture-porn flick, as it forces the viewer to grow very attached to the characters and really feel their psychological pain as well.

This is an art film, not a slasher, so much so that you gotta work at it if you really wanna understand what's going on. It's more of a frightening drama than a horror. Pretty fuckin wicked.

For better or worse I can’t stop thinking about it- 5/5
-eddie

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Cannomen Demo Tapes

These fine young gentlemen burst out of the lovely region known as the South in the sweltering state of Tennessee. Featuring members of Life Trap this band plays a brand of catchy yet snotty punk rock thats hard to compare to any one band. What I like about these two demo tapes so much is that after one listen the rhythms and words get caught in your head, not in the Ricky Martin "Livin La Vida Loca" sort of way where every electrical chord reminds you of how bad you'd like to strangulate yourself but in a way that makes this band stand out and gets you stoked to listen to it again. I like that I can't compare it to other bands easily but for you people who will not check out stuff unless I name drop then think early so cal punk rock, equal parts SST and Posh Boy but with more of an edge. A good modern reference would be Deep Sleep but Cannomen do it catchier and make me feel much more inclined to give it up on the first date. I also read elsewhere a reference to Texas bands when hearing this and yes a Really Red and Dicks vibe exists as well. Scorching instruments, refreshing unique vocals, and a lot of man sweat is what you can expect from these guys. Highly Recommended! Check out their myspace and order the demo tapes!

-Davey

5/5 Yeah another good review lick my taint recommend something terrible so I may tear it apart with a poignant and precise review.

http://www.myspace.com/477801103

RIPPING HEADACHE EP

K- TOWN strikes again! If you know anything about K-Town and all the great hardcore and punk that has come out of there then this ep should make your penis tip moist or your labia quiver with anticipation. The hardcore from this region of the world had slowed down for awhile to make room for great punk bands such as No Hope For The Kids but this record brings da hardcore boi! It sounds like Amdi Petersen's Arme but faster and uglier and with all the instruments "ripping" much like the name implies. Throw in some La Piovra and some early 80's USHC from the midwest and you get a smidgen of an idea of the magnitude of just how much ball hair this record can singe. Cool cover art, its angry, and the instruments are played extremely well without ever being predictable. Yeah I know that the last review was a good one too but this came out last year and more people need to pick this up. *Warning* If you live in California do not engage in the joyous fisting presented on this cover, as it is now illegal and considered cruel and unusual punishment.

Download Link: http://hardcorefuckingrules.blogspot.com/2009/06/ripping-headache-self-titled.html

5/5

-Davey

ILSA, She Wolf of the SS (1975)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071650/

Somehow I didn't see this until now. I hadn't heard anything about it. I just assumed it was another mildly offensive, grindhouse film that would make a better trailer than a feature. Man, oh man was I mistaken

Let me begin by modestly stating that this film is fucking incredible. The premise is that “Ilsa” is the heartlessly chesty ruler of a Nazi prison camp- but if you can sexually satisfy her, then she won’t castrate you. Now I know what you’re thinking: “but I don’t think its cool to exploit something as terrible as the holocaust.” Well, fuck you then and stop ruining everyone’s good time because it just so happens that the camp is filled with entirely white Americans of mostly Irish descent in the prison camp so they took the high road even for exploitation. Anyway, now that that asshole is gone... Ahem, most exploitation and “B” movies run the risk of being utter and complete shit with a 30 second action scene and then 89minuets of dialogue while the viewer is left watching a boom mic dangle at the top of the screen. Ilsa just happens to be THE GREATEST EXPLOITATION FILM I HAVE EVER SEEN.

There is sex, violence, torture, nudity, explosions, urination, electrocution, castration, defecation, and sealed with a kiss and an “X” rating. Not to mention some “one liners” that would make Bruce Campbell proud. If I could only recommend to you one exploitation film to represent the genre, this would be it. This inspired two (and a half?) sequels, and has earned a special place in my heart. If this isn’t enough to convince you to see this movie, then see it just for Dyanne Thorne’s knockers, which defy gravity, time and space without the use of silicon. Making her my favorite “NILF” of all time, the “N” being Nazi of course. Dyanne went on to get her Ph. D in Comparative religion, and is now an ordained minister. If you can find this gem on DVD buy it. Try avoid the Korean “uncut” version on ebay because it is not really “uncut” –just like my penis.

And pour out a little of your drink for director Don Edmonds who died less than a month ago on May 31. 2009

5/5- fucking masterpiece
-eddie

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Wasted Time - Futility LP

I have been waiting for this record for quite some time now seeing as both their 7"s made me want to rape and pillage and burn down small villages fueled by adrenaline laced hardcore fury. My personal life aside, this record takes all the elements of Wasted Time you loved and cranks it up to 11 (you know like the amps Spinal Tap used). They play faster, tighter and more brutal than ever but still maintaining that Poison Idea and Boston hardcore vibe with that signature heavy guitar sound. Not only does the new found speed grab my attention but the varying tempos used on this record. One minute its blistering fast, then you got an intense mid tempo rager to beat your wife to. They also employ some other hardcore influences with the closing track "Withdrawal" sounding like an angrier So Cal tune from the 80's. Other songs include "Isolationist", "Burning Bridges To Keep Warm" and the title track "Futility" you get an idea where the lyrics are coming from... an agoraphobic who lives life as a recluse surrounded by way too many cats. No but seriously, this record is pure hardcore mayhem from start to finish. 2009 is only halfway over but this will be the best record of 2009, no contest. If you don't want to take my word for it, download below, listen to it and buy it!

5/5

http://jesuschristheadlock.blogspot.com/2009/06/wasted-time-futility-lp-2009.html

http://www.myspace.com/wastedtimesucks

-Davey

Bad Taste (1987)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092610

Oh! Hello, I didn't see you there. Welcome, I was just thinking about a movie I watched recently called "Bad Taste". Won't you join me in watching the trailer?

This movie was directed by some guy named Peter Jackson. He's famous for making some trilogy about gay midgets or something- I forget the name but they basically walked a lot and threw out their wedding ring, I think it was supposed to be a symbol of why gay marriage is bad or something. Anyway, all shitty-over-rated-trilogy's aside (post your hate in the comments section) this dude used to make some of the most beautiful horror/gorefest/comedies of all time. "BRAINDEAD" AKA "DEAD ALIVE" from 1992 is highly inspired by Sam Raimi's EVIL DEAD trilogy, and I highly recommend it to anyone who hasn't seen it, and Bad Taste is in the same vein of fun.
Basically the movie is about aliens that come to Earff to gather humans to sell as galactic fast food. The movie uses this very vague plot as an excuse for extreme gore and cheesy jokes. There are some definitely epic gross-out moments that make the film worthwhile but sometimes the storytelling is so confusing that the viewer is left disoriented. Bad Taste was initially made for no budget- as in it was honestly made without money, and shot on weekends: so don't go into this movie expecting much. Peter Jackson himself even plays two characters. All in all I'd say if your a huge fan of, DEAD ALIVE, EVIL DEAD, or you want to see Peter Jackson act in a no-budget movie, I say check it out, otherwise you can afford to miss this.

3/5

I'm sorry Mr. Jackson Oh!
I am for real
Never meant to go and criticize
Lord-of-the-Rings was such a waste-of-time
I'm sorry Mr. Jackson... oOO!
I am for real

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Hit us up with any requests and we'll see if we can't review em'
-eddie-

BLACK AMERICA

These youngsters from Northern Cali ( ya I said Cali, blow me) are here with their debut ep entitled "We're Like Trash Talk, But Good", which made me giggle because they are talking trash on a band named Trash Talk. This ep is unique to say the least, starting with a Spongebob style intro, you can tell these dudes are having a good time, probably writing tunes and playing grab ass simultaneously (Which is no easy feat). For the most part this is mid tempo punk with a nice crisp guitar sound but has some of that Minutemen style funky guitar here and there, some surfy stuff and at times playing some up strums, the guitar player rips and is as versatile as cheddar, which comes in so many forms; everything from spray cheddar to a wheel of cheese. The vocals remind me of the dude from Smut Peddlers or at times of Nikki Sicki so he sounds pretty peeved like perhaps his mom forgot to pack him a chocolate pudding in his lunch, but not the John Brannon I'm gonna destroy you with my seething anger type of way.  Most of the songs have silly names like "Cock Block" or "Girls Are Better Than Boys". If you want to be intellectually stimulated go read some T.S. Eliot but if you want to hear some pretty rockin tunes with some fun lyrics check this out. Out now on Secret Records/ F Label.

3/5

www.myspace.com/blackamericablack

-Davey

Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102293/

Guess what? It's another foreign film... eat a dick. The trailer does not fairly represent this film so here's one of many, many, fight scenes:

I'd only heard rumors and seen clips of this and just finally got around to watching it. Now, I watch a lot of pure unadulterated shitty splatterfest movies that leave me hatting my life for having wasted my time on them (you know, like how your parents feel about you). But this... This was different. This movie was everything it promised it would be. It was so fucking violent I couldn't believe it! There's basically no plot, but it's so full of ridiculous violence and random events that it holds its own. It's just as over the top as Evil Dead 2 or Dead Alive but it takes itself much more seriously, however the jokes it does have seem to get lost in translation. Nevertheless this movie really had it all; bad kung fu, over the top violence and scenes with no relevance whatsoever. This is a must see.
I usually avoid dubbed movies the way republicans avoid talking about their gay family members, however this movie dubbed was especially wonderful because they have like two dudes do the voices for everyone.

4/5 -so good

-eddie

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Hjertestop

So when I heard that Hjertestop was doing an LP on the illustrious No Way Records I was so excited since their first 7" was pretty rulin but before I got it I heard a few not so positive reviews of it. Unbeknownst to me these people were right, this LP was available to me for free and I still decided not to keep it. I mean it's not terrible, it's like when you order a burger that looks delicious in the picture and then you bite into it and it tastes like a burger but one that was smeared with a light shit flavored secret sauce. They are going for that whole so cal hardcore thing, you know bands like the Adolescents and Bad Religion who had some punches but melody as well. The melody falls short and the tunes just did not give me that firm tug on the scrotum I was expecting. Some of the riffs are pretty catchy but in that BYO records, I'm 45 and shop at hot topic and talk about the old days even though I wasn't there type of way. It's not the worst thing I have ever heard but not even interesting enough to keep around for a once a year spin on ye olde turntable. Download below for their first ep, which is definitely worth checking out and was just repressed in the U.S. by Fashionable Idiots so pick that up and avoid the LP like that clingy girl you accidentally let blow you at last weekend's kegger. 

Download:

http://amargadodelavida.blogspot.com/2008/09/hjertestop-aarh-fuck-der-er-hjertestop.html

www.myspace.com/hjertestop

2/5

-Davey

Martyrs

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1029234/

Sorry, no english trailer.

First off- this is not gonna be a foreign movie blog, there's just been a few choice films that required my immediate attention. This 2008 French film is by no means flawless. It had way, way too much stuff going on, and so many twists and turns that the viewer is left more disoriented than my racist grandpa at a quinceañera. HOWEVER, it is a fun-as-hell ride to say the least. This definitely has torture-porn elements, like in Hostel or the SAW movies, but it also has some really creative and original concepts in it. The violence is spastic, sudden, and unflinching, but it was the suspense that had me sitting on the tip of my taint with excitement. It's definitely unique, so I say give it a rent, it's the type of movie that you'll love or hate, but ether way it'll stick with you. Region 1 DVD comes to the USA on April 28, 2009.

4/5

-eddie

Not my links. up as of 4/2/09.

Source: DVD
Size: 1CD | 727.36 MB
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Audio: French | 165 kbps VBR MP3
Subtitles: English
Runtime: 97 min

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